Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Can you guys arrange some printing for later today

Let me introduce Hayes's corollory to Murphy's law, which states that "The chances of the printer running out of ink are directly proportional to whether or not you print on the morning of the presentation."

This is based on O'Tooles corlolloray to Murphy's Law which states that

"The chances of the toast landing buttered side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet"

This then gives rise to the Buttered Cat theory of levitation. It comes from this. As we know a Cat always lands on its feet, and buttered toast always lands on the butter, so if you butter the back of a cat and threw it out the window, would the cat levitate just above the ground while the two forces battled it out.

Somewhere along the line, You also get Schrodingers Cat, but I am afraid that one is a bit beyond me.

Referneces (THere from Wikipedia so I suppose I will get an F, but anyway)







S :-)

PS, I think I will edit the Wiki entry to bring in my O'Tooles Corollory.

Friday, November 13, 2009

You've Heard of Peak Oil - But What About Peak Rock and Roll Quality

I came across this article on the web here, and thought it was interesting in the light of Boy Bands, Simon Cowell and Jedward.

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Many rock purists and music snobs (myself included) often lament the quality of most modern pop/rock music.  "Music these days is so trite and derivative," they say.  "It's just been downhill since the 60's and 70's.  Those were the days."

A few years ago, Rolling Stone magazine added fuel to the music snobbery fire with its "500 Greatest Songs of All Time" list.  Anyone casually paging through the list would notice that the bulk of the list was comprised of songs from the 60's and 70's, just like the music snobs always say.

I, however, wasn't content with the casual analysis.  So I punched the list into Excel, crunched some numbers, and found an interesting parallel between the decline of rock music quality and, of all things, the decline in US oil discovery and production:

(Sources: Rolling Stone MagazineUS Department of Energy)

Analysis after the jump.  Drill Baby Drill!

First, a little theory.  The decline in U.S. oil production* is explained by the Hubbert Peak Theory, which states that "the amount of oil under the ground in any region is finite, therefore the rate of discovery which initially increases quickly must reach a maximum and decline."  Makes sense, right?  The same theory can apply to anything of a finite quantity that is discovered and quickly exploited with maximum effort.

Including, it would seem, rock & roll. I know, the RS 500 list is not without its faults, but it does allow for some attempt at quantifying a highly subjective and controversial topic and for plotting the number of "greatest songs" over time.  Notice that after the birth of rock & roll in the 1950's, the production of "great songs" peaked in the 60's, remained strong in the 70's, but drastically fell in the subsequent decades.  It would seem that, like oil, the supply of great musical ideas is finite. By the end of the 70's, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, the Motown greats, and other genre innovators quickly extracted the best their respective genres** had to offer, leaving little supply for future musicians.

The counterargument to all of this, of course, is that the RS 500 skews unfairly towards the earliest, most groundbreaking works of music and unfairly penalizes later creations for simply coming after other works.  For example, why was Green Day shut out of the list?  I could point to dozens of songs  on the RS 500 that are inferior to some of the classic tracks off of Dookie, almost all of which came from the 60's and 70's.  But even if you assume that the RS 500 functions more of an indicator of musical early-ness, the Hubbert Peak Theory still holds true.  A whole host of talented musicians set out exploring the vast uncharted territory of modern pop/rock music that was first made possible by the electric guitar and the standardization of the rhythm section.  The resulting works from this period (the 50's, 60's, and 70's) will forever stand out by virtue of their originality. Popular music** may never again see a period of innovation at a magnitude of its first explosion.

I don't think I'm being pessimistic about the outlook on pop/rock music or snobbish about my retro music tastes.  I think the same idea applies to other creative fields that follow a similar arc of rapid exploration followed by derivative works.  Assuming some constraints on the definition of the form, the amount of innovation that can be done within that form is finite. Most of it will come early and fast, then decline after the peak.  Impressionist paintings.  Star Wars movies.  I could go on.

Now, if only we could drill for some new reserves of pop music innovation.  Perhaps there's a new Motown hit machine waiting somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico, waiting to be unleashed.  Let's get drilling.

I know there's plenty of room for arguing my points, so please sound off in the comments.

*I left off Alaska from the data set mostly to make the graphs line up better, but also because the "fixed supply" concepts holds better if you look solely at the lower 48 states and not the one with all the oil and all the hockey moms.

**Although the RS 500 list includes a smattering of rap/hip-hop, it's so deficient in that regard that i'm excluding that genre from this analysis.  I wonder, though, if a similar analysis could be conducted around that genre that shows the discovery/innovation explosion after hip hop's genesis in the late 1970's.


You've Heard of Peak Oil - Well What About the Peak Rock and Roll


There is a great blog article here that charts the relationship between the quality of Rock Music and US Peak Oil Production
Extract below
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I, however, wasn’t content with the casual analysis.  So I punched the list into Excel, crunched some numbers, and found an interesting parallel between the decline of rock music quality and, of all things, the decline in US oil discovery and production:

Analysis after the jump.  Drill Baby Drill!
First, a little theory.  The decline in U.S. oil production* is explained by the Hubbert Peak Theory, which states that “the amount of oil under the ground in any region is finite, therefore the rate of discovery which initially increases quickly must reach a maximum and decline.”  Makes sense, right?  The same theory can apply to anything of a finite quantity that is discovered and quickly exploited with maximum effort.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Darkness on the edge of town....

HI Ian,


It is my favourite album and one that I have bought many times. The LP when it first came out. When this was scratched, the tape. When this was lent to someone who never gave it back, the CD. And when this was stolen from my car the week before I ripped my entire collection onto I-Tunes ... I refused to buy it for the fourth time as a download. I am now trying to find a mate who will lend it to me so that I can rip it. I feel that buying it three times already gives me a license to rip it from a friend's CD. 

And once I rip it, I am going to delete Adam Raised a Cain. 

I think it is the best album of all time, but it also has the worst song ever committed to vinyl by anyone ever in the Shape of Adam Raiesd A Cain.

Any chance you could lend me your CD or mail me over the songs. :-)

Shane

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Shane Hayes
E:    sjkhayes@gmail.com
T:    +353 86 232 2360

Friday, October 9, 2009

Google's Acquisition Strategy


Google CEO Eric Schmidt explains their approach to strategic acquisitions. (Sergey is Google Co Founder Sergey Brin)

Sergey was surfing on the Web one day and came across what became Google Earth. He came in my office and said 'I bought them.' I said, 'For what price?' It was a small number so I said OK."


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

A new fiction generator

Ever had trouble coming up with a plot for a novel, well never fear, help is at hand.

Inroducing the Electro Plasmic Hydrocephalic Genre-Fiction Generator.

See here for original site and here  for an automatic version. The basic idea is below.

S

The generator weighs four thousand pounds and writes six hundred books a year.

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Update: 28 Aug.

Got a full refund today.

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And while I am on the subject of customer service.

I need to warn people about Echosign.com.

They provide a truly excellent service, which I used to recommend heartily, but I have had an extraordinary Customer Service experience.

I signed up, they sent two invoices by email, and I forgot about it. I did not have need of the service so I would have cancelled it if I had been receiving invoices. Eventually six months later, I was doing my accounts and spotted the recurring billing. I sent them the note below asking them to sort it out by a) cancelling my subscription and b) refunding the charges they had not invoiced for.

8 Days later, and no action.

And, it is impossible to cancel your account via their website.

And to think I recommended them to loads of people.



Hi, Can you please cancel my account immediately. I notice that I have not received an invoice from you since the 3rd of February but you have continued to merrily bill me away. If I had received invoices from you I would have cancelled my account a long time ago. You will see from the usage that I have not used it this year at all. I have recommended your service to a number of people, in fact I have raved about it to people. Right now I do not have a need for the servcie, and I am very dissappointed at the customer service I am receiving from you. I would be greatful therefore if you could not only cancel my account forthwith, but if you could refund the debits on my credit card after the last invoice received on Feb 3. I would also recommend that you put an unsubscribe button on your website. Many thanks SHane

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Dell's Chat Support

I had my first interaction with Chat based tech support and I think itis wonderful. None of that cheesy "how are you" and "getting to know you" stuff, coupled with repeating yourself to someone whose native language is not English. Instead, crystal clear communication and all over in 10 minutes. Well it would have been 10 minutes except they kept asking me if there was anything else they could fix and is there anyway the service could have been better.

They also scheduled an engineer to call tomorrow to fix it.

Incidentally, I held off getting the keys on my keyboard fixed for over a year because I could not bear the thought of a half hour tech support conversatoin.

Well done Dell.

S

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Irish Internet Association and Tiny Grey Type

It seems increible, but the Irish Internet Association si touting its conference via an email wiht 6.5 point mid grey type. The impression this gives, is that the IIA does not know the first thing about the internet. I sent them some feedback, and maybe it is a technical glitch, but still, a test mailing might have been an idea.

Unfortunately, pasting does not work, so I cannot show it.

S

Monday, March 16, 2009

Warren Buffett blew a quarter of a billion on Irish bank shares last year

Guess what,

Warren Buffett blew a quarter of a billion on Irish bank shares last year.

This quote is buried in the piece below.

“In 2008, he purchased $244 million worth of shares in two Irish banks, leaving him with an 89% loss at year's end”

But having said that, he thinks banks are good buys right now.

See this link.

http://www.fool.com/investing/dividends-income/2009/03/11/buffett-likes-banks.aspx

S

Friday, February 20, 2009

Bring Back Alan Dukes to Lead A Government of National Unity - Again

Sir/Madam,

The concept of a government of national unity has been floated in various quarters, however, there is related question that needs to be answered before this idea can gain real traction. That is, “who should lead this Government of National Unity. To me, the answer is obvious. We should put the same person in charge as was in charge of our Previous Government of national Unity. I refer of course to Alan Dukes.

For those not familiar with the 1980s, Alan Dukes was the Fine Gael leader who implemented the Tallaght Strategy whereby Fine Gael would support the Fianna Fail government as it implemented unpopular measures required to stabilise the economy, and indeed, lay the foundations for future prosperity.

So here is the plan. Fine Gael put Alan Dukes on the ticket for the Dublin South by-election. Enda Kenny moves aside and becomes Fine Gael’s prospective Presidential Election candidate while Dukes takes over as leader. The current president then calls for a government of national unity.

Now if we could only get Ray McSharry to run in the Dublin Central by-election and take the role of Minister for Finance...

Shane Hayes
Shankill
Co. Dublin